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The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Members of the Wicked cast and orchestra, this is your call to the stage. |
| 0:04.0 | Stand by, House Lights Down. |
| 0:07.0 | Welcome to this performance of Wicked. |
| 0:10.0 | Wicked, the unforgettable live experience at London's Apollo Victoria Theatre. |
| 0:26.8 | Book tickets now. |
| 0:32.4 | Big grandma arms, bingo wings. |
| 0:36.2 | The grandma's got bingo wings. The grandma's got bingo wings. |
| 0:38.0 | The grandma has big fluttering back. |
| 0:39.9 | Oh, Andrew told me last night that a friend that he has used to call, |
| 0:45.2 | do you know when like girls, when they're younger and they're like, oh, my daisy. |
| 0:48.5 | She said that her and her family would call it their ham. |
| 0:52.6 | Like, oh, your hams out. |
| 0:54.3 | Oh, strap that up. |
| 0:55.7 | That's just not okay to me. |
| 0:58.7 | Like, talk about... |
| 1:00.2 | The ham joint. |
| 1:01.6 | The ham joint has been compromised. |
| 1:03.5 | The ham joint. |
| 1:05.1 | Oh. |
| 1:06.9 | Well, that's the warm up done. |
| 1:07.7 | Are we going? |
| 1:08.5 | Yeah. |
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