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The Useless Hotline

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The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.8701 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


[email protected]


OR 


Send a voice note to our Instagram:


https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



You can also listen here:


Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


Tiktok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


Hosts Socials:


Max’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

George’s YouTube: 

https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


Max’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

George’s TikTok: 

https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


Max’s Instagram: 

https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

George’s Instagram: 

https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


Max’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

George’s Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Max Bellegday.

0:02.0

And I am George Clark.

0:04.0

And welcome to the useless hotline.

0:05.0

TikTok wasn't working out for us.

0:06.0

We decided to set up our own little business.

0:08.0

Yes, we did.

0:10.0

And the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries,

0:13.0

no matter how we're discussing or embarrassing they are.

0:16.0

But it won't always just be us.

0:19.0

Oh my God.

0:20.0

Thank God. Thank God.

0:21.4

Thank God. Some weeks we have a guest, perhaps this week.

0:23.4

You've literally seen the thumbnail.

0:24.9

Yes, we have Ami Charlie's here.

0:27.9

But first, let's just send a little message to our receptionist to welcome her in, shall we, George?

0:33.7

Let's do it.

0:34.8

Oh my gosh, I've just had word from our receptionist that she

0:37.5

has arrived welcome our way oh my gosh how are you I'm good thank you how are

0:46.4

you I'm good welcome to the office thanks guys thank you so much for coming to

0:51.1

the useless hotline I might be the first time you ever put it in the office I know I

0:53.9

should do it a bit more.

0:54.9

It feels slightly strange actually.

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