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🗓️ 25 May 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Max Bellegday. |
| 0:02.0 | And I am George Clark. |
| 0:04.0 | And welcome to the useless hotline. |
| 0:05.0 | TikTok wasn't working out for us. |
| 0:06.0 | We decided to set up our own little business. |
| 0:08.0 | Yes, we did. |
| 0:10.0 | And the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, |
| 0:13.0 | no matter how we're discussing or embarrassing they are. |
| 0:16.0 | But it won't always just be us. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:20.0 | Thank God. Thank God. |
| 0:21.4 | Thank God. Some weeks we have a guest, perhaps this week. |
| 0:23.4 | You've literally seen the thumbnail. |
| 0:24.9 | Yes, we have Ami Charlie's here. |
| 0:27.9 | But first, let's just send a little message to our receptionist to welcome her in, shall we, George? |
| 0:33.7 | Let's do it. |
| 0:34.8 | Oh my gosh, I've just had word from our receptionist that she |
| 0:37.5 | has arrived welcome our way oh my gosh how are you I'm good thank you how are |
| 0:46.4 | you I'm good welcome to the office thanks guys thank you so much for coming to |
| 0:51.1 | the useless hotline I might be the first time you ever put it in the office I know I |
| 0:53.9 | should do it a bit more. |
| 0:54.9 | It feels slightly strange actually. |
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