4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Max Belegday. |
| 0:02.0 | And I'm George Clark and welcome to the useless hotline. |
| 0:06.0 | TikTok wasn't working out for us. |
| 0:07.0 | We decided to set up our own little business. |
| 0:10.0 | That's right. |
| 0:11.0 | This is the place where we... |
| 0:14.0 | Useless hotline for useless people who with useless questions |
| 0:18.0 | no matter how ridiculous and you stupid they are, we |
| 0:21.9 | will answer them. |
| 0:23.5 | But it won't always just be us. |
| 0:26.0 | Some weeks will be joined by a special guest. |
| 0:27.8 | Unfortunately not this week. |
| 0:29.1 | It's just myself and Max Pollecta. |
| 0:31.4 | Yes, it is. |
| 0:32.9 | You nailed that. |
| 0:35.1 | Thank you. |
| 0:36.9 | The lines, I feel like they were slightly escaping you, but you, you improved well and they went, they went damn crazy. |
| 0:43.6 | Of course, audio listeners, if you were confused, that is not the voice of Max Bellegdi. |
| 0:49.1 | That is the voice. |
| 0:50.2 | No. |
| 0:50.9 | Arthur Hill. |
| 0:53.2 | Oh, Arthur Hill |
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