Who’s Got My Clubs?

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)WILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:15.0	On the net, it's a positive. And we're...
0:21.0	And we're live.
0:25.0	live. We need a bigger, ladies, we need a bigger intro.
0:30.0	Yeah, we come in soft. I think we'll develop that.
0:32.0	Yeah, we'll figure it out. out yeah it's only episode 84 yeah that's it we'll figure it out we got time.
0:36.4	Oh net positive in the studio baby for the week of December the 6th 2023.
0:44.0	The year of our Lord.
0:45.0	Come on, hey, it is.
0:47.0	You say year of our.
0:48.0	Oh, I do, I messed it up.
0:50.0	That's okay.
0:51.0	Stagg Studio, Alex and Andrew, y and Andrew are here.
0:53.7	Derek is here too.
0:54.6	Derek's here.
0:55.2	A graphic designer.
0:56.4	If you ever seen a graphic design,
0:59.4	if you have followed in a positive,
1:01.2	it's by this man here. He's here. He has your graphics thing again?
1:04.3	He has no mic. Graphic 64. Graphic 64.
1:08.0	Gee, check it out. He's like, everybody's like, hang, that's a unbelievable graphic.
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