Solomon’s Hype House

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)Married her twin (19:34)King Solomon (44:23)Shohei Ohtani (54:45)Comment section (58:20) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	We're good, baby.
0:20.0	We're good, baby, let's get it. Oh, we are good episode 85 December 13th. We just
0:29.2	finished in Baton Rouge. Chillin. Yeah, we out here.
0:33.0	And shout out to my guy, Anton.
0:36.0	Anton.
0:37.0	Anton.
0:38.0	Anton.
0:39.0	And tone.
0:40.0	He said he was a driver. Was it Uber eats driver driver what did he say postmates he drives for
0:46.9	door dash oh nice he dressed a door dash and he listened to the pod I love that came
0:52.2	in with his lady.
0:53.4	Cool.
0:54.4	I don't know if his wife or his girlfriend or his girlfriend or wife was at home and this is somebody else.
1:00.2	I'm just kidding, I think it was his girlfriend
1:03.0	airing him out.
1:04.0	Nah my bad dude he's like dude I got a shout out I said I went solo what you're talking about?
1:08.0	No he's it's a but shout out I go the I like I was like meeting people that doing real jobs.
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:16.0	I don't feel like we have real jobs.
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