I Got Hacked

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John got hacked (13:15)Pandemic skip (54:00)Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)Jack Harlow (1:10:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comNEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Good to go.
0:20.0	Good to go. Run it up. Oh, loaded up baby. Net positive. Episode 82. Can you believe it? Back from the Thanksgiving break. Is it, wait, am I wrong?
0:33.0	Is it 83?
0:34.0	Episode 83.
0:35.0	My fault, my fault, my fault.
0:36.0	My fault, dude.
0:37.0	I Ron Bergenium.
0:38.0	Dude, we got a fact checks off the jump.
0:41.0	Off the numbers.
0:42.0	83 baby. John Chris in the studio with you live
0:45.2	Andrew and Alex. Wow wow wow wow welcome in everybody headed out this weekend to Abilene, Texas.
0:56.0	A second tier, Texas City.
0:58.0	Abilina?
1:00.0	The Texas starting lineup.
1:01.0	You'd give it second tier? Six man. The Texas starting
1:06.1	lineup is Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Austin,
1:10.3	Yep.
1:12.3	Maybe Abilene's. Yep.
1:15.6	Maybe Abilene's making it. No, Abilin, no.
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