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Who's Going To Bert's Birthday Rave This Weekend?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Who will be going to Bert's birthday rave this weekend? The Bert Show breaks down what they're looking at entering the weekend!

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0:10.0

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0:25.5

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0:32.4

The Bert Show.

0:33.8

Bless it Friday.

0:35.8

Some Fridays are just better than other Fridays. And the coffee sometimes just feels better than it does, that first sip. And this Friday is one of us. I got a bunch of people coming over this weekend, which I'm really excited about. I told you guys, it's kind of funny that my girlfriend Amanda and I have birthdays that are very close to each other. We're both Aries, whatever. And while we

0:57.1

were on vacation, she's like, you know what, I've never been to you? I've never been to a rave.

1:01.0

So can we do a dinner party that's a rave? And I thought the next morning when we woke up,

1:06.6

when we were in better mindset, you know, that she would wake up and go, oh, God, that was a stupid

1:13.4

idea. I mean, we're this age and we're going to have a rave. And she woke up so excited by the

1:18.6

prospect of having a rave, right? But our rave is going to be different because our rave starts

1:24.2

it, I think snacks are at six. Yeah. Snacks are at six.

1:28.3

The rave starts a seven.

1:29.9

They'll be out of my house at 10.

1:31.1

That's our rave right there.

1:33.2

So my best friend who I have known literally since the seventh, eighth grade, is coming

1:38.8

in for it.

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