We’re Shocked At How Much These Ridiculous Retired Products Made Back In The Day!
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 28 March 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I literally would wake up one eye open and then need the cigarette. |
| 0:05.0 | I was so addicted. |
| 0:06.0 | Sue was diagnosed with throat cancer, aged 48. |
| 0:10.0 | To tell your family you've got cancer through with smoking was hot. |
| 0:15.0 | Up to two in three smokers die from smoking. |
| 0:19.0 | Smogin tried to take my life, but now I've got my life back. |
| 0:22.6 | You've got to keep trying to quit. |
| 0:24.4 | It's worth it. |
| 0:25.5 | For help to quit, download the free NHS Quit Smoking app today. |
| 0:32.4 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.5 | Yeah, I'll die on this hill. |
| 0:34.6 | I'd bring the Blackberry back. |
| 0:36.1 | I met those elevated buttons. |
| 0:37.7 | It was so much easier to text. |
| 0:39.3 | I thought of another one yesterday as we were rattling off this statistic that two-thirds of adults would bring back their favorite retired products. |
| 0:47.3 | I would start eating junk cereal again if they brought back the prizes that they used to put in the cereal boxes. |
| 0:55.6 | Oh, and you had to dig to the bottom to get them. |
| 0:58.1 | Yeah, man would be so me because you dump out all the cereal so you get to the prize and then |
| 1:01.5 | try to shove it back into the box. |
| 1:03.0 | I don't have that kind of cereal in my house anymore, but I looked it up yesterday to see if |
| 1:07.4 | they do, but they don't anymore, I guess, because, you know, kids are choking on them and |
| 1:10.5 | stuff. |
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