Who Rescued Who??
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🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Do you have a standout sentence in your mind or a standout experience of the worst or strangest way you've ever been awakened from a peaceful sleep? |
| 0:07.7 | By a rat in my bed. |
| 0:10.0 | Okay. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.5 | What part of Florida is this in? |
| 0:13.2 | I was in a Chinese bus station and there's a little hotel attached to it that you could crash for in the night. |
| 0:18.9 | That's a werewolves of London lyric. |
| 0:20.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.5 | And I look down and there's, on my thigh is a fucking rat just staring at me like, |
| 0:27.4 | Marnin! |
| 0:28.3 | Hey! |
| 0:28.6 | His head was perfect. |
| 0:30.6 | And I immediately threw it at the door. |
| 0:35.5 | It agreed to leave, which I thought was cool of the rat. |
| 0:39.9 | And then I realized it did me a favor because I was late for the bus, |
| 0:44.9 | and the bus was about to leave. |
| 0:47.0 | So grabbed all my shit. |
| 0:48.5 | Chris Cross didn't do this first. |
| 0:50.3 | Yeah, and then ran to the bus. |
| 0:51.8 | It was pretty cool. |
| 0:53.1 | That was a bad way to wake up. |
| 0:55.1 | I also had a bad way to wake up this morning, |
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