NFL Draft Special With Special Guest Python Wolf
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🗓️ 22 April 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever been to one of the outdoor drafts? |
| 0:02.4 | I've been to one of the indoor drafts. |
| 0:03.7 | And man, what a depressing experience that was. |
| 0:06.4 | I haven't been to like, look, man, I don't mean to throw your here. How many NFL drafts have you guys been to? I haven't met. Why would I go to the, this is the thing. That's a no, no, ask the question. Ask the question. I understand lots of the draft. |
| 0:18.5 | I understand lots of like you should go to this thing. |
| 0:21.3 | I don't understand why one would go to the draft. |
| 0:23.9 | I don't get it at all. What do you mean? Why would you go to the draft? I understand lots of like you should go to this thing. |
| 0:21.3 | I don't understand why one would go to the draft. I don't get it at all. I happened to be in Nashville during the draft when it was there. Did not go? Did not. It was weird. I didn't have the sense that anyone was in town for it, even though like a million people were. You know what I mean? like didn't see like caravans of dudes and jerseys or whatever. |
| 0:39.3 | Like, it's like people get airlifted in for it or something. |
| 0:42.6 | I don't, I don't understand the psychology of standing it to watch a spreadsheet get filled. |
| 0:47.9 | I think that's very literal, by the way. |
| 0:50.0 | They do get airlifted in because the one in Vegas was exactly like that. |
| 0:53.7 | It was like they had |
| 0:54.8 | piped in you're like wow a chargers fan in the wild i don't mean a san diego one i mean like an |
| 1:01.2 | l a chargers fan it has all the it has all the information poverty of attending a live event like |
| 1:08.0 | you're not getting you you don't have as much information as if you just watched on television but you're not like what is the |
| 1:15.0 | coolest thing you can be like oh i was there when this happened if a player |
| 1:18.9 | punched roger giddell in the solar plexus like then i'd be pissed i wasn't at that |
| 1:23.1 | draft admittedly you never know there it will happen right the only we're all waiting for it |
| 1:28.9 | the only thing I could ever understand about like this is why you should go to the |
| 1:32.4 | draft is when it was in New York every year and when you'd go as a Jets fan to boo |
| 1:36.3 | whatever the Jets did like that I understood the the communal aspects of going |
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