You're on the virtue. I know it's going to like sound weird for moms to say, yeah, you

know what, that just was not the present I was expecting right there. Because yesterday

was Mother's Day. It's okay. It's all right to be a little disappointed if you got a crappy

present. Exactly. We haven't done a Bert Show booker records in a really long time. So

any moms out there that would like to lament about the poor Mother's Day gift they received,

give us a shout, 1, 855 Bert Show, 855, 237, 877, 46. Now generally are these going to come from

the husbands or the fathers of the kids that are giving the horrible presents are these are coming

straight from the kid. Either or. I think that way. Yes, either or because I mean the kids,

the kids are young. Then obviously dads are going to be getting gifts on behalf of the kids.

And then as you get older, the kids start taking care of gifts themselves. But then also, yeah,

as if the kids are very young dad's taking care of it. So he can definitely get called out for some

some lack in judgment. I remember back way back in the day making my mom an aster, right?

Ceramic aster when I was in school. Did she smoke and we had no

it was Mother's Day presents and I gave her to her and she's like, I don't even smoke. I did

the same thing. He made us make him a class. And I thought I crushed it, but he never smoked.

I got my dad like a number one golfer statue at the scholastic book fair. He does not

golf. He has never touched. I don't think he's ever even put on golf pants or any he hardly ever

wore a shirt. But yeah, I was like number one golfer and he's like, this gift sucks.

I was a Bart knocked it out of the park this year. Yeah. We were on the struggle bus last year.

But this year he definitely made up for it. And I got the fixings for to make an apparel

spritz from the dogs because that was my treat. I get them treats. They got me a treat.

He got me a gift card to Christian Luba Ton so I can buy myself a new pair of shoes.

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