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2 Dope Queens

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2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Dope, Queens, Robinson, Up, Race, Society & Culture, Storytelling, Comedy Interviews, Stand, Williams, Phoebe, Jessica, Comedy, Brooklyn

4.813K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It’s the finale of Season 3 babies! And when Portlandia star Fred Armisen name drops a very white musician, Phoebe and Jessica require some context clues. Plus, 2 Dope Queens crowd favorite Naomi Ekperigin returns to find the afikoman, while Iliza Shlesinger eats some ham over the sink.

Featured Performers:

Naomi Ekperigin (@blacktress)

Fred Armisen

Iliza Shlesinger (@iliza)

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Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We looked out, we got tickets to see Justin Beads.

0:05.7

Yeah, we're very excited about that.

0:07.4

We were like dragging him to filth the day before

0:11.2

because his writer was released.

0:13.6

Oh my God.

0:14.4

Let's talk about this.

0:15.2

Let me look at this writer.

0:17.1

So he needs 10 luxury sedans, 12 white hanker chips,

0:20.9

two buses, a jacuzzi, and a partridge and a pear tree.

0:24.2

He also needs 10 containers that will have a ping pong table,

0:28.9

a PlayStation and Iohawk, which is that moving hoverboard.

0:32.8

A sofa set, a washing machine, a refrigerator,

0:35.6

wardrobe cupboard, a massage table that will be used backstage.

0:38.8

Can I just say something really quick?

0:40.3

Sure.

0:41.0

All of this sounds like he got stoned,

0:44.6

watched the prices right,

0:46.1

Elzac, you guys give me all the prizes on this show

0:49.2

and how that'd be my writer.

0:50.8

What do you need a fucking wardrobe for?

0:53.7

Oh.

0:59.7

He needs a special Indian yoga casket

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