Which Nicolas Cage Would You Bone?
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2017
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Phoebe and Jessica explore Nicolas Cage’s oeuvre (and a whole lot more). Plus, Marcella Arguello dates her first white devil and Brooke Van Poppelen tries to get off in the age of Trump.
Featured Performers:
Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy)
Brooke Van Poppelen (@bvpcomedy)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, Phoebe, yep, serious question. |
| 0:02.8 | Which Nicholas Cage would you bone? |
| 0:05.0 | Ooh. |
| 0:05.8 | Like family man Nicholas Cage, raising her zone |
| 0:08.6 | of Nicholas Cage, Ghost Rider, exclusively. |
| 0:12.2 | LOL, just kidding, just kidding. |
| 0:13.9 | Okay, it was a nightmare. |
| 0:15.8 | How does the field have all that evil inside of you? |
| 0:20.2 | There are very few movies that I've walked out on. |
| 0:22.3 | Ghost Rider was one of them. |
| 0:23.7 | Please get me out of here! |
| 0:25.2 | I love to like Nicholas Cage from like, leaving Las Vegas, |
| 0:29.3 | even though he plays like a really sad alcoholic in it. |
| 0:31.7 | He was like kind of hot in it and I was like, |
| 0:33.7 | well, this is intense. |
| 0:34.9 | Why a wife left me cause I saw a drink, |
| 0:38.4 | but fuck it anyway. |
| 0:40.0 | I like Moonstruck. |
| 0:41.1 | I lost my hand! |
| 0:42.8 | Okay, I like that. |
| 0:44.3 | I mean, what about like Con air? |
| 0:46.3 | Great movie. |
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