Mom Jokes with Kevin Bacon

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

With a name like Kevin Bacon, Phoebe and Jessica just can't help themselves. Tune in for played-out puns, tacky innuendo and more! Plus, Maria Bamford checks out genocide documentaries on Netflix, and Ron Funches goes to Canada to find weed, but discovers so much more. Featured Performers: Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) Kevin Bacon (@kevinbacon) Ron Funches (@ronfunches) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	What's up from?
0:07.0	Do you know power line is from a goofy movie?
0:16.0	No.
0:17.0	It's a Disney Channel original movie.
0:18.0	I'm also like 32 years old with like gray hair coming on my puts.
0:22.0	I don't have time to remember goofy songs.
0:24.0	Yeah, gray hair as your face.
0:25.0	No, I don't.
0:26.0	Why would you say that?
0:27.0	Just for like a fact.
0:28.0	That's something that happens.
0:29.0	What's the mean of fact?
0:30.0	Yes.
0:31.0	Of course that happens, right?
0:32.0	Yes, you get gray everywhere, baby.
0:33.0	I don't think I've ever seen an older one.
0:35.0	That sounds like so tight.
0:38.0	The oldest guy I've been with was 46.
0:41.0	No gray pubes.
0:42.0	That's nuts.
0:43.0	Yeah, I feel like it's really nice.
0:44.0	I feel like a little bit.
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