Who Gets the Vibrator? Featuring Brandon Kyle Goodman

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	We had also amassed a fairly large collection of sex toys.
0:04.8	Oh, now I know I'm here.
0:06.6	Okay, let's go.
0:08.3	Okay, let's go.
0:10.0	Come on here.
0:10.6	Let's go.
0:10.9	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:30.1	Kira, today I'm not even going to ask how you're doing.
0:33.1	Good.
0:34.5	And do you want to know why?
0:36.3	Why?
0:37.1	Because we have a very special guest joining us for this episode.
0:41.5	Yes, we do.
0:43.4	They are an actor, writer, and advocate best known for their work on Netflix's Big
0:48.3	Mouth and Human Resources.
0:50.2	They are also the host of Tell Me Something Messy, a sex positive comedy and educational podcast.
0:55.8	Proudly a non-binary, queer, and black.
0:58.1	Please welcome to the petty crimes court, Brandon Kyle Goodman.
1:02.2	Yay.
1:03.1	Are you going to insert like applause and stuff?
1:05.2	No.
1:05.5	No.
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