When I worked at Harvard for five years, I was the head of the fun committee.

Oh, God.

That must have been a sad five years.

Rude.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Kira, you are fresh off of one of the most incredible weekends, probably, and I'm curious, how are you feeling?

Yes, I am hot off the heels of the S&L 50th, which was beyond.

So crazy to write on that.

And they get to like be in the company of like Amy Poehler and Tina Faye, who've been my idols forever, forever, forever.

And I mean, it was so wild.

Like, SNL is always a place where like, oh, everywhere you're looking, like, oh, and that,

I do believe that's Steven Spielberg.

This weekend, it was like every single person in the audience was an A-Lister. Oh, my God, yeah.

So just from a technical standpoint, I was so impressed by all the departments.

And it was like, we didn't have a dress rehearsal.

So that was crazy to, like, truly be doing it for the first time live.

And then I made the really fascinating choice after not drinking for six months to drink at the after party.

I mean, come on.

Yeah.

That's celebrate.

It's celebrate.

But if you could believe it, that was a mistake.

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