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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0	When I worked at Harvard for five years, I was the head of the fun committee.
0:05.0	Oh, God.
0:05.7	That must have been a sad five years.
0:09.1	Rude.
0:29.6	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:38.3	Kira, you are fresh off of one of the most incredible weekends, probably, and I'm curious, how are you feeling?
0:44.0	Yes, I am hot off the heels of the S&L 50th, which was beyond.
0:47.5	So crazy to write on that.
0:55.0	And they get to like be in the company of like Amy Poehler and Tina Faye, who've been my idols forever, forever, forever.
0:56.8	And I mean, it was so wild.
1:01.2	Like, SNL is always a place where like, oh, everywhere you're looking, like, oh, and that,
1:02.8	I do believe that's Steven Spielberg.
1:08.0	This weekend, it was like every single person in the audience was an A-Lister. Oh, my God, yeah.
1:09.2	So just from a technical standpoint, I was so impressed by all the departments.
1:13.1	And it was like, we didn't have a dress rehearsal.
1:16.2	So that was crazy to, like, truly be doing it for the first time live.
1:23.1	And then I made the really fascinating choice after not drinking for six months to drink at the after party.
1:28.7	I mean, come on.
1:30.5	Yeah.
1:30.8	That's celebrate.
1:32.2	It's celebrate.
1:33.0	But if you could believe it, that was a mistake.
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