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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	I completely agree. Wow. Okay. A little semblance of agreeability here. A rare moment. A rare moment.
0:06.2	Relish it, listeners.
0:07.0	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast hosted by two best friends where we exclusively investigate non-crimes.
0:30.0	Hey Griff, how are you?
0:31.4	I'm great. Just chilling in this cool weather in L.A. and enjoying the winter. Wonderful.
0:39.2	How are you? What's new with you? Well, at the time that this episode comes out, I will be in the final stretch of writing for the 50th anniversary special of S&L. So consider me under duress.
0:53.4	Yeah.
0:56.1	Well, let me know if you need a life raft.
1:03.5	But today I'm in good spirits because I do not have to provide a personal update because I have a petty addendum.
1:05.1	Oh, okay.
1:07.3	Yeah, you're a little workground on the show.
1:08.0	Exactly.
1:09.0	Exactly.
1:13.5	This new segment we added so that I don't have to talk.
1:16.7	This is a really, really good one, though.
1:19.6	This is an update from the holiday cheesecake crime.
1:20.6	Ooh.
1:22.7	Hello, petty crimes.
1:29.9	Jason, our submitter of that crime, writes, I've got a delightfully unpedy update for you. Not only did I,
1:35.6	my fiance, my sister, my father, and Monica herself, aka my mother, listen to the pod.
1:40.3	Excuse me, watch the episode on YouTube, but we all got a big hearty laugh from the dreamwork of you two, Kira and Griff. My sister thinks she'd be besties with Kira and she does live in NYC, so dot, dot, dot.
1:47.6	Hey, I'll always take another friend.
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