Who Covers Travel Costs After a Breakup?

U Up?

Betches

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Jordana kick things off with a little holiday gift exchange powered by Uber Eats, proving last minute gifting doesn’t have to be stressful! Then they tackle a big dating etiquette question: you book a trip together, break up, and suddenly you’re stuck with the bill - do you still split the bill? They then get into an icky or picky where a listener asks if her boyfriend’s top Spotify song of the year being his own, cringe or just a harmless quirk? Lastly, they get into some red flags: a married grown man sharing an Amazon account with his mom, and a boyfriend who still won’t show his apartment after four months of dating! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:01.0	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:03.0	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt.
0:08.0	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:11.0	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:14.0	Cheese.
0:15.0	Available to the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11am.
0:18.0	Plus and participation may vary.
0:19.0	Subjects availability.
0:20.0	I am now blow drying my hair. Oh. I have been growing out my hair. I've never really made a commitment to doing that. How long are you looking, shoulder legs? A little bit of a shoulder. I just want to bob. So when I blow dry it, it does have a different...
0:37.5	It looks nice.
0:38.1	Quoft, right?
0:55.4	But then you put the hat on it, doesn't that... Well, the hat is supposed to, like, mat it down a little bit. I get a little poofy. Okay. Also, this is where I performed last night. You went to Long Beach? I went to Long Beach last night. Wow, Borrellys? Borelli's. shout up Raleigh's great bar pub Is that the Christmas bar?
0:56.9	It is.
0:57.4	Okay.
0:57.8	And Mike's parents? each last night. Wow, Borrellis. Shout out Borrelli's. Great bar pub. Is that the Christmas
0:56.3	bar? It is. Okay. And Mike's parents came one year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, shout out a little plug
1:02.6	city. So you went all the way out to Long Island? And yet I didn't get it. I didn't get a text.
1:08.5	No. Hello and welcome back to a text. No.
1:15.4	Hello and welcome back to the U.S. podcast.
1:16.5	I'm Jordana Abraham.
1:17.6	And I am Jared Fried.
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