Whitney Cummings Breaks Down Toxic Behavior & Real Friendships

U Up?

Betches

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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This week, comedian Whitney Cummings joins J & J for a chaotic and hilarious deep dive into everything she’s done once and never again—from Ozempic to dating emotionally unavailable men. She gets into her current relationship, why she’s officially tired of mean girl energy, and her take on what makes a real friend (spoiler: they’ll tell you your outfit is trash). They also get into freezing your eggs and how men vs. women interpret toxic behavior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the Friday feels episode of the UF podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried. So good to be back here with you, Jordana. It's especially good to be back here with one of our first guests on the show ever, Whitney Cummings. Thank you for doing on the show. That's true. Yes. I wasn't there. That's the only episode he's ever missed. That's the only one I ever missed. What was the story there?
0:22.8	What better did you have to do than meet me?
0:24.4	I was like, fuck that bitch. True. I wasn't there. That's the only episode he's ever missed. That's the only one I ever missed.
0:21.8	What was the story there?
0:22.8	What better did you have to do than meet me?
0:24.4	I was like, fuck that bitch, and I don't want to go on them with her.
0:26.7	I don't agree with her.
0:27.8	That seems like a pretty specific criticism.
0:29.6	Yeah, that was it.
0:30.4	No, you regretted it so much that you never missed another episode.
0:34.1	Not one ever again. Yeah. I said never again. This is never.
0:38.7	Yes.
0:39.0	This was like 20,
0:51.9	I think this was 2017. We were promoting your movie. Oh, whoa. Yes. And it was a great conversation. You had to do it at a certain time, I think. I think it was like, you know, with the movie promotion and all the scheduling. Okay. Yeah. It's like, well, The female brain.
0:52.4	Yes.
0:52.7	Yes.
0:56.5	And I think you come and you do like a couple in a row or it's like a whole rigmarole of like Tetris to get everything done. Yes. So that was the one I missed. So this is the first time we've met. You're back and you somehow look better than you did eight years ago. That's so nice. I will have just been in two hours of hair and makeup. I mean,
1:12.8	covered in cock and grouch. better than you did eight years ago. That's so nice. I will have just been in two hours of hair and makeup.
1:15.8	I've, I mean, covered in caulk and grout, truly right now.
1:18.5	I'm going to the Freaky Friday premiere after this. Not that I wouldn't make myself, like, turn into the Little Mermaid for your podcast, but thank you.
1:26.8	Do you want me to keep?
1:28.7	I'm so worried.
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