Am I Dating A Disney Adult?

U Up?

Betches

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Jordana kicks things off by reminiscing about Billy Joel and a second date she went on, while Jared shares a story about a voice memo mishap that didn’t go as planned. In our listener emails, we dive into issues of cheating, mistrust, and an unemployed boyfriend. Jared and Jordana also dissect an “Icky or Picky?” as one listener discovers their date is a potentially full-blown Disney Adult - yep, it's a thing. Per usual the warps with the signature Red Flag or Deal Breakers covering everything from overly passionate kissers to awkward wedding plus-one scenarios! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:06.1	And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be, I think I have a shell from a popcorn.
0:12.5	The snack wall?
0:13.7	Have we talked about the snack wall here on the air?
0:15.7	Yes.
0:16.0	Just how wonderful it is.
0:17.1	You were very impressed with it.
0:18.2	Totally impressed.
0:19.2	We did a 180.
0:20.1	It's really hard for me to get away from that snack wall. I just had popcorn and it was in during my intro. I couldn't even. I could bring in that straight jacket I had from Halloween. I think if you wanted to. What are you? My mom. Keep him away. Keep him away. He loves food. Watch him. Please watch him.
0:39.1	Yeah, your mom actually sent that email to everyone in the office.
0:45.8	Ladies of Betches.
0:47.4	Jared's going to come in ferocious.
0:50.2	He eats everything.
0:51.7	He's very friendly.
0:52.0	No dietary restrictions.
0:54.0	How are you? What's going on? I'm good. I'm good. You know, friendly. No dietary restrictions, but.
1:10.9	How are you? What's going on? I'm good. I'm good. You know, it's funny. I was watching with my siblings, the Billy Joel documentary. Yes. I didn't realize he was such a Long Island thing. Like, I know him, obviously. Really? But I didn't realize it was like Long Island people like him more than other people. Oh, yeah. Is that true?
1:44.8	It's a, well, Billy Joel's Billy Joel, but yeah, he is Long Island's own. Right. Like he is, he's kind of like, was he big for people in Massachusetts like you? Not, it's a different thing here. Okay. The Billy Joel thing is a different thing. Got it. Especially he has that Madison Square Garden thing. Yeah, like the residency. That's a city thing. But that everyone that goes to that is like, that's the Long Island people. That's like, they don't even like see the daylight. They go on that train right under Benin. Bridge and tunnel. Yeah, they bridge and tunnel right under Madison Square Garden. They go up the elevator. They never even touch the grounds of the city. I went on a second date to a Billy Joel concert at Madison Square Garden, they go up the elevator. They never even touch the grounds of the city.
1:48.2	I went on a second date to a Billy Joel concert at Madison Square Garden.
1:49.2	Was he from Long Island?
1:49.8	No.
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