White Man Can't Cook (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Are white people getting worse at making food on purpose? Langston and David cook this conspiracy theory in the studio. Does this come from white people's reaction to Black people getting more rights? Is this some sort of sick empowerment? How are bad meals going viral? They dissect regional food conversations and even rank which US region is the best. Also, is there a tendency for people to like everyone else's food, but not their own? We just want white people to know they have potential in the kitchen, but when they don't apply themselves, we're heading to Golden Corral.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.8 | What worries me about the end is that I'll do something |
| 0:10.4 | and commit to living like it's the end and that it's not. |
| 0:13.6 | And I just, like, killed my neighbor. |
| 0:15.5 | Y2K. |
| 0:16.3 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:18.5 | Now you got a fuck. |
| 0:20.4 | You got a dead body in a bunch of corn in your basement. |
| 0:24.2 | And you're like, |
| 0:25.7 | all right. |
| 0:27.6 | God dear it. |
| 0:28.9 | I guess I'll go back to telling jokes about my girlfriend. |
| 0:32.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.3 | There's a dead body on the floor. |
| 0:37.1 | I'm like, so can I still play Acme? |
| 0:39.8 | Oh boy |
| 0:40.7 | Gonna have to cancel at the House of Comedy |
| 0:46.0 | Oh man |
| 0:47.2 | The government growing babies |
| 0:52.3 | Microchips in your anus. |
| 0:56.4 | All koala bears are racist. |
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