Homunculus for the Rest of Us (with Jamel Johnson)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Our guest, comedian Jamel Johnson's momma, is worried that the government is trying to make people small and tries to pitch Mama Mia X to Langston and David. As we look into the history of homunculi, we learn the scientists were mixing...seeds—also, carnival slavery and car-jitsu. Girls breaking up fights. We were robbed of reggae pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean. Grills. Steel drums, and Keira Knightley twerking! Imagine what we lost. We cast Coming to America 3 and ponder what other classic Black films need sequels. Plus, a fan calls, wondering if white people decompose faster than Black people, and that's why they need to be buried faster.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:06.4 | My mama told me number one of podcasts, USA. |
| 0:09.6 | That's right. |
| 0:10.2 | We just hit number one. |
| 0:13.4 | Sterling K. Brown likes it. |
| 0:14.7 | We're going to the moon. |
| 0:15.9 | Come on. |
| 0:17.1 | You guys is here. |
| 0:18.1 | Finally. |
| 0:18.5 | I knew this day would come. |
| 0:19.5 | I bet on y'all on draft kings. |
| 0:21.2 | Oh, man. |
| 0:21.8 | Thank you. |
| 0:22.3 | Oh, man. |
| 0:22.9 | It's been a tough couple years for that bet. |
| 0:25.3 | Yeah, nah, listen. |
| 0:34.2 | Also, because if no one did, they were going to break our legs. But it didn't special. You know what I'm saying? They never pulled it. The ticket was still active. The draft kings and the queens were going to kill him. |
| 0:36.1 | We up, man. Don't worry about it now. |
| 0:37.1 | They have his family. |
| 0:38.2 | But I do have my family. |
| 0:39.1 | Well, we'll be a podcast. |
| 0:40.0 | You should worry about that. |
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