White Lesbian Urkel
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2017
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
The birthday fun continues as Phoebe and Jessica talk about therapy and butt sex with musical icon JD Samson (Le Tigre). Plus, Roy Wood Jr. (The Daily Show) feels sorry for old-school racists and Matt Koff (The Daily Show) makes time for his sun lamp.
Featured Performers:
Roy Wood Jr. (@roywoodjr)
JD Samson (@jdsamson)
Matt Koff (@mattkoff)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Did you know that Betty Boop was basically- |
| 0:04.8 | That's not Black woman. Yeah. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah, but also it's like, are you guys |
| 0:07.3 | spec-ing kidding me with that? |
| 0:08.4 | I know. |
| 0:09.4 | Are you kidding me? |
| 0:10.4 | That's history. |
| 0:11.2 | Black woman erasure. |
| 0:12.0 | That's like what American history is. |
| 0:13.8 | It is. |
| 0:16.8 | Can we like start a movie where Barack Obama |
| 0:19.2 | eges Oba team up to like fight for Black women |
| 0:23.6 | and like be like, hey guys, |
| 0:25.0 | remember the scene that Black woman did? |
| 0:26.4 | Remember that thing that Black woman did? |
| 0:28.0 | But they're shirtless for whole times? |
| 0:30.0 | That is literally magic mic XXXXL. |
| 0:34.0 | Tonight we know in our hearts the best is yet to come. |
| 0:40.0 | Well, what's the other one called Chocolate City? |
| 0:43.4 | Chocolate, right? |
| 0:45.0 | Chocolate. Do you remember that guy? |
| 0:46.4 | Everybody remembers. |
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