Black Women are for Grown Ups

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It’s Jessica’s Birthday and everyone’s invited! LeVar Burton joins the Queens for a VERY memorable toast. Plus, Nore Davis discusses the horrors of the MTA and Beth Stelling assumes her massage therapist is falling in love with her. You can find LeVar’s Black Women are for Grown Ups shirt at Stevona.com Featured Performers: Nore Davis (@noredavis) LeVar Burton (@levarburton) Beth Stelling (@BethStelling) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	Okay, so Phoebe, if we had our own sort of MacArthur Genius grant,
0:05.0	like a two-dope Queens one, who would you give it to and why?
0:08.0	I think I'm gonna give it to Rihanna for her sitting cross-legged on a mother-fucking-jetski.
0:16.0	Oh, it was incredible.
0:19.0	You sent me that photo on I-
0:21.0	That's bonkers. It's bonkers. It's so not practical.
0:24.0	So not what the instructor instructed her to do.
0:27.0	So unsafe. And the best part, she looked fucking bored.
0:32.0	I'm like, no one forced you to get on this jet ski.
0:35.0	You have free will. And she's on a like, this is literally annoying.
0:40.0	She's on a like, she's at line to DMV.
0:43.0	Of you're in the middle of the ocean. It is so beautiful.
0:46.0	Is she so underwhelmed?
0:50.0	Oh my gosh. It's so good.
0:53.0	It's really unsafe.
0:55.0	Well, you sent it to me. I was just trying to think of the technical aspects of it.
0:58.0	And how you were not centered at all.
1:02.0	If I had the category for our Genius grant for that category,
1:05.0	it's gotta be Mariah Carey saying I don't know her about Jennifer Lopez.
1:10.0	I don't know her.
1:12.0	It's so petty.
1:13.0	It's so petty.
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