Tegan and Sara's Female Condoms
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2017
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
This week, Phoebe and Jessica discover what Tegan and Sara’s mom thinks of safe sex. Plus, Jo Firestone (The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) just can’t win with dating older guys and Chris Garcia (Comedy Central) steps into the boxing ring.
Featured Performers:
Jo Firestone (@kingfirestorm)
Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara )
Chris Garcia (@_chrisgarcia )
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| 0:00.0 | Whoopi, do you ever talk to Ted Danson? |
| 0:02.6 | Uh, no. |
| 0:03.8 | You don't. |
| 0:04.8 | Okay. |
| 0:05.8 | I was like 20 years ago. |
| 0:07.8 | I know what people like to know. |
| 0:09.3 | So I've owned so many people since then. |
| 0:11.8 | So there was a time when Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg |
| 0:17.3 | were like dating and they were like a full-on Hollywood |
| 0:21.0 | royalty couple. |
| 0:22.0 | Yes. |
| 0:23.0 | So they were dating and there was a roast. |
| 0:24.6 | And as you know, roasts are typically not televised. |
| 0:28.0 | So you can be like as raw and as controversial as you want to be. |
| 0:32.3 | But Whoopi and Ted took it too far because they had him. |
| 0:37.3 | They came with the idea that he should show up in blackface. |
| 0:41.0 | One, and rose to her. |
| 0:43.4 | Two. |
| 0:44.4 | And say the end word a lot. |
| 0:45.9 | Three. |
| 0:46.9 | And jokes about watermelon. |
| 0:53.4 | And then, because you know, the internet didn't really exist |
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