While You Were Sleeping (w/ Danny Murphy)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Your stockings are hung by the chimney with care, visions of sugarplums danced through your heads; now complete your holiday morning by listening to a recap of everyone's favorite Christmas movie that came out in April, "While You Were Sleeping!" Danny Murphy, the eyes and lips behind @kashmeredanny, starts the episode by giving Chelsea a recipe for a new holiday cocktail and Donny laments over business models he's too late to cash in on. Also, Chelsea and Danny pop Donny's bubble about which days of the year are safe. Then, Chelsea goes on many rants including - but not limited to - the 90s villainizing the other woman, her children's art, mistletoe, and... this entire movie. Finally, Donny is not a hero. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon!Shop our merch!Follow Us on Social Media!TikTok: @cuteonepodcastChelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:05.0	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies that need our millennial minds explode.
0:12.0	Mary Christmas, I am Donnie, and I am The Cute One.
0:16.0	And I am Chelsea, and I am The Cute One.
0:19.0	And we are here with the cutest one, and that is co-host of not another true crime and virtual reality podcast,
0:26.0	and the eyes and mouth behind the Instagram account, Cashmere Danny. Hey, Danny.
0:32.0	Hi, oh my god. I didn't know I was going to be the cutest one.
0:34.0	I won't fight it because I'm like defeated in December. So I'll take any compliment I can get even if it's scripted.
0:40.0	We were just talking before we started recording, and you gave a genius idea because we are all like just dragging our asses to the finish line.
0:48.0	It is almost here. It is almost arrived the end of this shit show 2022.
0:53.0	And you told me, because I said I have a martini and cough drops text to me, you said just plop those in like olives,
0:59.0	and honestly, I'm about to do it.
1:01.0	When Wendy Williams started putting cough drops in her tea, I always do that now.
1:06.0	So I feel it probably works for martinis, because tea is in that, so there's something there.
1:10.0	If you cross-fade, I'm sorry.
1:12.0	And Chelsea just said she was going to do it, so I will be watching closely.
1:16.0	And at the end of the episode, I'll call her out if she doesn't.
1:19.0	I'll be watching patreon.com slash I am the cute right at the top.
1:22.0	So patreon cuties, you'll know if I'm lying or not.
1:25.0	Oh, my God, yes.
1:26.0	Also, anybody listening, join the patreon.
1:28.0	Thank you.
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