Poseidon

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Nothing says "Happy New Year" like a recap of the (not) disaster movie, 'Poseidon!' First, Chelsea and Donny go over their highlights and lowlights of 2022 and begin manifesting for 2023 (including, but certainly not limited to, a Clearly Canadian sponsorship). Then, Donny manifests a wish that he was… literally anywhere else as Chelsea goes on a Ted Talk tangent about what constitutes a disaster film. The Cuties submit their worst New Year’s Eve, Donny shares more stories about peeing himself and his fear of escalators while Chelsea shames one of her wedding guests and admits that she’d leave children (not hers) behind in a tragedy. Hope you have a Fergalicious 2023! To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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