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2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2017

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

The Queens strategize with Michaela Watkins on how to use teethed vaginas for the greater good. Plus, Phoebe and Ilana Glazer unpack Gillian Jacobs's affinity for famous murders and Jeff Goldblum. Featured Performers: Michaela Watkins (@michaelaWat) Gillian Jacobs (@gillianjacobs) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	Let's get this show started.
0:03.0	I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over.
0:08.0	I bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed, bleed.
0:11.0	Oh my god, Dawson's Creek was so good.
0:14.0	I never had it.
0:15.0	I never had Dawson's Creek.
0:16.0	I was too young.
0:17.0	Okay, you need to go back and watch Dawson's Creek
0:20.0	if only so you can watch the episode
0:22.0	when they have the fucking talent show
0:25.0	and Joey Potter, aka Katie Holmes,
0:28.0	sings the most busted-ass version of on my own
0:32.0	from Les Mis, I think.
0:34.0	When I lose my way, I close my eyes and ears from...
0:38.0	Why did they, it's so ambitious.
0:40.0	She's like, I'm my own.
0:42.0	It's like half-mile all the time,
0:45.0	barely above a whisper, I'm like, this is trash.
0:47.0	Okay, is that a moment where somebody falls in love
0:50.0	with her because she's singing?
0:51.0	I think so.
0:52.0	Joey, even like her meant to be.
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