Which Fandom Is The Most Insane OFFICIALLY?
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🗓️ 12 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. I want you to brag on the examples of your super fandom. So, for instance, let's say you're one of those people that has traveled the country with fish or the Grateful Dead. And you have seen them 230 times. That's an example that I'm looking for this morning. One 855 birchow. The reason why I'm asking is because Abby did something last night that would be unheard of, unheard of for Kristen and I. Unheard of by staying up past 12 a.m. on a weekday on a school night because Taylor Swift is being all cryptic being like, I'm dropping something at midnight. |
| 0:41.2 | You don't know what it is. And we're like, we know it's a new album and I can't go to bed because the entire time I'll be thinking about it in my dreams. And I'm going to wake up. So I might as well just stay up and then go to bed and get the full REM sleep. So yeah. So that's an example of super fandom to us because you get a little bit older and you value that sleep a little more than you do, |
| 0:38.6 | right? |
| 0:55.6 | So there is nothing, I don't think, except as I said earlier this morning, maybe my favorite team that |
| 1:01.5 | hasn't been in a World Series or a Super Bowl, Padres, Chargers, if tickets went on sale at like 1215 or 1230 at |
| 1:08.6 | night, I'd probably set the alarm and then I'd get up and try to get in |
| 1:12.5 | some kind of online queue for that. But other than that, I have never really gone through |
| 1:17.9 | great lengths or anything like that. Yeah, so I'm a huge Kentucky basketball fan, right? And |
| 1:22.3 | even more so when I was in college. And for Big Blue Madness, this is not even a game. |
| 1:29.9 | This is like the first practice with the team. |
| 1:32.8 | And it's like the start of the season. |
| 1:35.0 | People would camp out for days, like intense to snag tickets to this. |
| 1:40.3 | Yeah, no, I never did that. |
| 1:41.3 | No. |
| 1:42.5 | Don't put me down for that. |
| 1:43.7 | Yeah, I'm not, yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not sitting in a tent for over 24 hours trying to procure tickets to anything. |
| 1:50.9 | I gave these guys this example earlier this morning that when I was working in Dallas back in the early 1990s or mid-1990s, we had Hansen in a shopping mall doing a couple of different songs and a |
| 2:03.6 | woman ended up with a roll of tape on her hand tapping the ground she was trying to get any member |
| 2:10.1 | of Hansen's hair to bring back wherever with her she was smarter than all of us she's going to clone them |
| 2:15.8 | in the future we finally have that technology then she she will have 2050's greatest boy band ever. Here's something that I |
| 2:21.8 | found online, all right? This is so incredibly random. Super fandom brag. The movie Waterworld. |
| 2:29.0 | There's a super fan for Waterworld. Do you even know the movie Waterworld? Never heard of |
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