Which brat put you off having kids forever?

Walked past that play area in the mall. The sound was deafening.

I'm convinced that the boy who cried wolf was made because kids love to scream bloody murder for no reason.

In eighth grade, I had to take care of a robot baby.

The first night I had it, the damn thing woke me up at

2 a.m., screaming as loud as it could. My mom heard this and came into my room. All she sees is me

cradling this robot, not knowing what to do and freaking out, basically crying myself. My mom takes

the baby into her room and starts cradling it until she thinks to herself,

What the frick am I doing?

She then proceeds to wrap the baby in a series of blankets and puts it in her closet for the rest of the night.

I myself would proceed to do this every night until the assignment was over.

F that robot.

That was eight or nine years ago and I still don't want any kids.

Any time a child throws a tantrum in public? Yeah, be a good parent. If a kid throws a tantrum,

well, we're going home now. Easier if both parents are there in a restaurant. One takes the

crappy child to the car, the other pays the bill and gets the food to go. In a mall or something, you just walk out.

Kids eventually learn to shut up and get over it.

When I had to ride in a car for 45 minutes with my little sister and a 5-year-old she was babysitting.

For the entire ride, the kid screamed, pausing only to take a breath or giggle. It took 10 years, but I kept

the promise I made that day and got sterilized. No regrets. All day, every day. I work as a teacher.

There is a saying or proverb in Polish that you use to wish a misfortune on someone. I wish you

to get to teach other people's

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