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Am I the Genius?

Which 'COOL' Job is Actually LAME and Boring?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.6767 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

Which cool job is actually lame and boring? Oh my gosh, build a bear. The weirdest and most

0:08.7

frustrating thing. Granted, I didn't make it a super long time in the job and seeing kids happy

0:13.9

is great, but they're really strict and the bad times get pretty bad. That store is just

0:19.7

parents with sticker shock trying to talk

0:22.2

their kids into cheaper options. You go in to do the little $35 bear and walk out $150 later

0:29.2

with a bear in a full tuxedo with a skateboard and a construction helmet. So people are just

0:34.2

kind of angry at you when you work there. I'm a forensic scientist, and it's literally the only thing people ask me about on dating apps.

0:41.8

It's very technical work, and it's extremely routine.

0:45.4

Oh my God, same.

0:47.2

I'm an archaeologist, and I imagine we have very similar conversations.

0:51.3

Usually, when I meet people, I avoid the topic at this point,

0:54.0

because the pressure is on me to drive the topic at this point because the pressure

0:54.9

is on me to drive the energy of the conversations with the exciting 3% of what I do, while avoiding

1:00.9

too many technical terms. It's kind of deflating to see how quickly people go from 100% to zero

1:06.9

interest because of my explanation. Preschool teacher, especially with the new COVID-19 regulations.

1:13.6

Have you ever tried social distancing three-year-olds?

1:17.6

Barnes & Noble. Your job has literally nothing to do with books, and it obviously attracts a lot of that type, myself included.

1:26.6

Park Ranger. Don't get me wrong, I loved it,

1:30.3

but a lot of days it was less talk about cool animals while wearing your Ranger hat, and more,

1:35.5

the toilets are overflowing again, go clean the septic tank filter and stir the tank with a

1:40.4

shovel, with a little bit of, hey, there's a crazy guy on Crystal down by the bridge,

1:44.9

can you convince him to leave without murdering anyone? All for the low price of 26K per year

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