Which Bert Show Member Is Probably Gonna Get Tazed On A Soccer Pitch?!

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🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:59.6	Get it?
1:00.6	The bird show.
1:01.6	Oh, there are a lot of parents that are happy in a bunch of counties today.
1:04.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, some of you are really bond, but there's a lot of parents, maybe half
1:08.7	of you guys in Calhoun City school district that are like, oh, the kids are back.
1:13.7	It's a school.
1:14.7	I can breathe a little bit.
1:15.7	Fan in county, back today.
1:17.7	This always seems strange to me to just come back on Thursday.
1:20.7	Oh, there's some schools going back tomorrow.
1:22.7	Yeah, right?
1:23.8	They one day and done.
1:25.3	They just went out.
1:26.3	They really got to try to ease in.
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