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If Abby’s Parents Die TODAY Who Gets Their Dog?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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If (god forbid) both of Abby’s parents suddenly pass, WHO should get the dog? Abby or her Brother? Click here for Abby's powerpoint presentation defending her case. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:01.0

My parents think they're going to die today. Luckily, they're proactive people. They sent me all the will information with everything included except for one thing.

1:11.0

Who gets to take their dogs and not just their dogs? House.

1:16.0

Well, hold on a second before we even get into that. Did they give you a time because you could leave early?

1:22.0

We can get you on a flight. And you leave work say, hey, um, I think my parents are going to die.

1:27.0

Did they call me at nine o'clock? I'm not sorry. I had a lot of busy things at the nine o'clock hour.

1:33.0

Parents are going to have to put off their death by a couple hours.

1:36.0

They're in the Amsterdam airport. They're, yes, they're on vacation and they do this thing. You probably have a relative like this way.

1:42.0

They go to worst case scenario and they're had, they're like, look, we're going on a plane. Both of us are on it.

1:47.0

If the plane goes down, we need to be prepared.

1:49.0

Gee, that sounds so weird for your family, Abby.

1:52.0

Yeah, but you know, you know.

1:54.0

I live our family lives in worst case scenario and that's where I move from.

1:58.0

And so my parents wanted me and my brother to have a plan if the worst happened.

2:02.0

So they always send us a text. They're on the tarmac. They're like, hey, just in case something happens to us while we're on vacation.

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