Let's go on this one.

Would you rather get caught going to town on yourself in a grocery store or in a stranger's home?

I guess I'm getting arrested either way.

I mean, not necessarily.

I'm going grocery store just for fear of getting injured or shocked in somebody's home.

What section do you think you're putting hands of junk?

Ooh, what gets me most fired up?

Honestly, man, I feel like the detergent section, it smells good.

You feel kind of relaxed.

I mean, if I don't want to get caught, caught, I might duck in that corner where dairy is. But I think I'm probably going to be near the seafood. Why? Oh. Because of the... Because I love it. Could they smell? No, I just like it. Why can't you go somewhere? People like, I'm going to eat the seafood, man. At least the longer detergent. It's like,

look, I know it's disgusting. I know you bust me, but like, this does not go in your mouth. This is, right, but it's like, it's like I, look, their whole, just whole dungies. There's crab meat. I got excited. See, and this whole back and forth is why I'm going stranger. Again, I'm getting arrested either way. I don't feel good about myself either way. No. But if you're in a grocery store, more people could probably see you. If I'm in a stranger's house, even though I'm a complete weirdo and I deserve to be arrested, it's at least understandable that I'm a stalker that just ran into somebody's house and was just like, nope, I got to have that this. If I'm going to be arrested and this is going to be made public, I think I feel better about the grocery store, only because your mindset at the time, all right? So my mindset at the time that I'm doing this. Well, once you say nips, I'm in. but I'm standing in the grocery store there's other people

there so at least in that moment I've decided I don't care too much who sees me because I'm surrounded

by strangers in a place of business where the strangers are all the chicken breasts and I just couldn't

hold myself I feel like if you were masturbating in a grocery store I don't find you creepy I find you

weird where if you're caught in a a grocery store, I don't find you creepy. I find you weird.

Where if you're caught in a stranger's house, that's creepy. I'd rather be weird than creepy.

All right. I guess that's fair. That's fair. I'd really rather not be busted doing either.

But again, unlike Ted, at least I'm in the detergent section. This is not, this is not necessarily

masturbating. So, a guy was arrested yesterday after police say he threatened to kill people with a knife inside a traitor Joe's here in Seattle.

Police responded to the report.

The man was using racial slurs.

He had a knife and he waved at its security guards, 215 in the afternoon.

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