This is going to be a tough one.

Would you rather be kidnapped in a foreign country and that hope your family can meet the ransom demands?

Or be locked up in a foreign country for a crime that you did not commit.

Wait a minute, say that again?

So you're kidnapped in a foreign country.

And you hope your family can meet the ransom demands.

Okay.

That's option one.

Or be locked up in a foreign country for a crime you didn't commit.

I feel like I want to go with the crime that I didn't commit.

And why is that?

Because I feel like I have a better chance of proving my innocence, and I have a better

chance of getting out of that one easier. If I'm kidnapped, it doesn't matter how much ransom they give them. I'm still going to be caught. You're just going to bilk as much as they can't. But you're assuming the court system is fair. Absolutely. Right. I mean, that's the thing. And a lot of those countries, depending what the country is, you get locked up, crime you did not commit, but they found you guilty.

There's the thing. And a lot of those countries, depending what the country is, you get locked up. Crime you did not commit, but they found you guilty. There's no appeals. There's nothing. So say it's a five years set in two and a half, three, I don't know. And then it's a foreign prison, which I assume probably like the U.S. prison, just not a place you want to be, but at least in the U.S., I understand what's happening in the prison.

You know what I mean? Right. I'm still going to be low man on the totem pole. I don't know, man. I think I think I'm going to ransom. I think. You think that your family will pay for you. Yes. Okay. Absolutely. Yeah, in a heartbeat. If they could. Yeah. That would be the thing.

But the thing is...

I'm trying to think of who I can milk of the money.

If you're a reasonable kidna is, you're the thing.

I'm trying to think who I can milk with money.

If you're a reasonable kidnapper, you don't ask for more than what you know you can get from a situation, right? So if I grab a seat, if I grab Jeff Bezos, I'm asking him for a whole lot of money. because he blew how much on a freaking wedding to someone who'll divorce in five years, right?

So I know he's got the cash, but if I just snatch you off the street, we're going to make a judgment call.

I'm like, all right, look at this guy. Where was he? wedding to someone who'll divorce in five years, right? So I know he's got to cash, but if I just snatch you off the street, we're going to make a

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