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🗓️ 6 August 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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0:00.0 | We will start with one to get things going a little bit here. |
0:03.1 | Let's see what we got here. |
0:04.1 | Okay. |
0:05.1 | All right. |
0:07.7 | Okay. |
0:10.3 | Would you rather walk in or would you rather, this is a better one. |
0:16.4 | Would you rather blow glitter every time you sneeze? |
0:20.0 | Easy. |
0:24.1 | Or fart glitter every time you pass gas. |
0:29.7 | So would you rather blow glitter every time you sneeze or fart glitter every time you pass gas? |
0:30.8 | Give me the fart glitter. |
0:31.4 | Really? |
0:31.9 | Yes. |
0:33.6 | I'm taking the sneeze glitter, man. |
0:36.8 | Sneezes are already nasty. I don't need any more debris in there, dude. |
0:38.0 | I know, but here's the thing. |
0:34.4 | So, one, I fart a lot, too. Sometimes you want to fart and people don't know. Sure. I'm sitting on the light rail, glitter explodes on my pants. I mean, everybody knows what you did. I like to fart on airplanes because it's a funny game of, hey man, who farted? Everyone can smell it. but it's a giveaway again. |
0:34.7 | Look. |
0:36.3 | Okay, but if you're sitting down, |
0:37.1 | it's just going into the seat. |
0:39.2 | It is. But it's a giveaway again. Look. Okay, but if you're sitting down, it's just going into the seat. |
0:56.0 | It is. And into your underwear, and into your butt cheeks, etc. So, Miles, give me the qualifier here. If it's an SBD, does it more dribble out as opposed to explode out? Well, either way it's coming out. I get that. think it should come out the same way i agree just the same same same i mean like it can be |
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