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You don't seem like a White Castle battery.

It's one of the best restaurants I've ever had.

Those burgers are so delicious, especially after a night at the club.

If you're White Castle's crazy, too.

If you get the White Castle in the store, it tastes like the burgers at the restaurant.

Like the frozen ones?

Yeah.

No, they...

Whatever chemicals they combine to make White Castle, they perfected it.

Maybe it.

And I think where people get nasty about White Castle when they start doing that, white Castle,

what they're doing is comparing it to hamburgers. But it's not hamburger. That's not what we're doing. You're right. We're doing White Castle. We're doing it's specific. It's White Castle. They invented a food. They made it in a White Castle. Yeah. I'm not eating for a hamburger. Yeah. White Castle is chemistry. That's true. It is just this vial to that vial. So y'all got to chill out. Just keep it around the burger. Because I don't know how they assemble it, but I feel like White Castle burgers come out whole. Like they just pour it into a mold or something. That's hilarious. And then they deep fry it and then it just comes out. Somehow it has a bun and everything. It just comes out like that. I think a bird lays it that way. It comes out that bird's butt, a full white castle. That's right. That's exactly it. They don't put that shit together. It's just, it's like that. And it's a yellow one that makes cheese Yeah That's bad Because does White Castle have a king No Or a queen Wow there's nothing That castle's running amuck It's real There's no leadership There's not even a monarchy There's no leadership crazy. Yeah, I think he's actually a constitutional democracy.

Wow.

Yeah, they vote on shit at White Castle.

You know there's a lot of child soldiers in White Castle.

I'm telling you.

No, it's like, it's a problem.

The government growing babies.

Microchips in your hands.

All koala bears are racist.

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