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My Momma Told Me

Michael Jackson’s Plastic Surgeries (with Rob Haze) RE-RELEASE

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Stand-up, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Did Michael Jackson only have ONE surgery? Langston and David sit down with long-time friend of the show Rob Haze (Lil Kev on BET+) about the King of Pop and how many procedures he may have had done. Did his nose really fall off? Was the 80s just a mean decade? Was he powerful enough to “make up” vitiligo? Possible changes he went through in order to be accepted and hit those high notes? Also, what would Michael Jackson look like with big ol’ titties? 

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:06.7

Yellowstone is just a massive super volcano that if it explodes, will literally wipe out

0:14.7

like our entire country.

0:16.9

And on average, it explodes every like 6,000 years.

0:21.0

And we are past the window of that happening.

0:24.5

And it could just happen at any time.

0:26.6

And that makes me terrified.

0:29.3

No, sweet release.

0:31.9

That's the thing.

0:32.9

If it was going to like just wipe us out, I'd be chilling.

0:36.2

But I think it's what it's going to do is like blow up

0:38.7

and just spread like the type of ash that like kills you very slowly oh right because i've

0:45.4

heard people talk about like even like when mount saint helen's how it was crazy but if it's like a

0:50.3

super vulcan because that's what that's what you die you suffocate from the ash in the air ultimately yeah maybe selinsky knows when it's going a super vulcan. Because that's what you die, you suffocate from the ash in the air, ultimately.

0:54.6

Yeah.

0:55.5

Maybe Zelensky knows when it's going to blow. He's like, you'll see. Yeah. You'll see. You have this big ocean, but you will feel it. You will feel it. He'll feel this soon. He was like, you don't tell us when we're going to do. You're feeling when we want to hear.

1:11.5

He's not talking loud.

1:14.4

So thank you. He was like, you don't tell us what we're going to find. You're feeling when we want to hear.

1:11.6

He's that talking loud.

1:14.4

Say thank you.

1:16.2

Thank you to me.

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