Hollow Earth (with Chinedu Unaka) RE-RELEASE
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Is the world fully or partially hollow? Langston and David hang out with returning guest, Chinedu Unaka (LOL Live! on Hulu, Abbott Elementary) about this rising TikTok conspiracy theory. We learn along the way how valuable bird poop is to the world, why we can't travle fully around the south or north pole, and if eating sea fowl is acceptable form of food. Plus. we answer voicemails about those creepy giant skeletons. No one has any business of keeping up Halloween decorations for that long!
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.6 | The phone scene is getting out of control. |
| 0:07.6 | You saw the, when Beyonce almost fell and everybody had their phone, |
| 0:11.2 | I was like, you can't catch her. |
| 0:14.7 | Like, you know, like, that's, you guys are about to record possibly a pop star dying. |
| 0:19.5 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:20.3 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:20.9 | You should chill. I think if I was there, I'd have been coordinating, like, all hands together. I'm so saying. Like, I was like, yo, who is not? Let's figure out a way to catch Beyonce. Say Beyonce. Literally, I would build a, like, pyramid. Let's go, guys. You're actually like, though, in Spain? Yeah. |
| 0:39.1 | I'm like, yo, everyone. |
| 0:39.9 | I see this. |
| 0:40.8 | Watch the arms. |
| 0:46.9 | The government growing babies. |
| 0:49.7 | Microchips in your eyes. |
| 0:53.1 | All koala bears are racist. The ozone layer owes the money |
| 0:58.4 | Farsians offended turkey stuff |
| 1:01.0 | Y'all can't tell me nothing |
| 1:04.0 | Said I'm so sick of love songs |
| 1:08.2 | I'm so tired of tears |
| 1:09.9 | I'm so done with wishing that you are still here I'm so sick of love songs. I'm so tired of tears. I'm so done with wishing that you are still here. |
| 1:13.6 | I'm so sick of love songs, so sad and slow. |
| 1:17.1 | But why can I turn off the radio? |
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