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Asian Not Asian

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Asian Not Asian

Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen

Comedy Interviews, Asian American, Self-improvement, Brooklyn, Education, Asian Culture, Pop Culture, Bay Area, Alternative Comedy, Japanese Culture, New York, Stand Up Comedy, Comedy, Comedy Podcast

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Zak Danger and Number Twelve discuss how to self-love during the quarantine.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of the lockdown. It's Zach Danger and number 12.

0:08.0

And welcome back to another episode of the lockdown.

0:12.0

The lockdown. I am your host Zach Danger and I am number 12 and this is the

0:20.0

first time we are recording digitally. Yeah, this is cool.

0:24.0

I wonder if people will be able to tell.

0:26.0

I don't think people can tell so far.

0:27.5

I don't think they can tell with the sound,

0:28.9

but hopefully we can sink everything up and it'll be nice,

0:32.2

but the quarantine still continues here in New York

0:35.2

City I know that we talked about this last time Andrew Cuomo made up this new law

0:40.4

thing and you're not supposed to go outside anymore but I was

0:43.1

telling you Mike I went out yesterday and people are fucking partying people are

0:46.7

outside doing shit then who was out doing what like just like local

0:51.8

people just like out walking like you were saying that you can't even walk in groups of two anymore I saw a lot of couples walking outside

0:57.4

Yeah, you're not supposed to you're not supposed to walk in groups of two or anything

1:02.1

But I mean that's why we're all going to die because people don't take it seriously.

1:06.0

So it's it's really it's it's quite crazy and I actually saw like a Twitter post of some musician who got it recently and he was like listen I was one of those

1:16.0

stupid idiots who didn't take this seriously now I have coronavirus so I let that

1:22.2

be a lesson.

1:23.0

I feel that young gens ears.

1:24.5

I feel that people are constantly going back and forth

1:28.2

between being scared of the coronavirus

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