Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of the lockdown. It's Zach Danger and number 12.

Hey hey, what's up everybody? Welcome to the lockdown. This is your host, Zach Danger. So with a cake.

And this is number 12. How's everybody doing? We hope you are safe, healthy.

Yeah, we're recording from an undisclosed location. Yes, we cannot tell people where we are. It is my apartment. But Mike and I are like, we've never been this far apart before. You mean physically? Physically when we record the pod. You're very far away from me right now. Yeah, yeah, I think it's funny. I mean we tried our best right now while we were setting up to not be in contact but you know podcasting it's like glove making baby you

got to get in there real close well people are like with the quo mo was saying

that like non-essential businesses or like you can't you can't leave

home for non-essential things but is this essential our fans I don't know I mean I like to

think that it's you know hospital workers policemen policemen, firefighters,

grocery store, telecommunications,

Asian American comedy podcasts.

Specifically, and then maybe Joe Roggan.

But we are ahead.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I mean, but we are ahead. Yeah, exactly. For sure.

Yeah, I mean, so we're recording right now.

It's Saturday, the 21st.

Oh, God.

And we may not even be able to see each other again.

This might be.

This might be the last one that we do face to face. Yes. So yeah, it's like it's like we're like taking a you know how in movies it's like it's like, it's January 3rd, 2045.

We've run out of supplies, you know.

This is really what this is, except we have anal jokes.

Well, things are getting very serious in New York.

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