Hanging Out on Zoom

Asian Not Asian

Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen

Comedy Interviews, Asian American, Self-improvement, Brooklyn, Education, Asian Culture, Pop Culture, Bay Area, Alternative Comedy, Japanese Culture, New York, Stand Up Comedy, Comedy, Comedy Podcast

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Zak Danger and Number Twelve talk about the anxiety that comes with Zoom hangouts.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of the lockdown. It's Zach Danger and number 12.
0:08.0	And welcome back to another episode of the lockdown. Lockdown. But I am your host
0:16.2	Zach. Danger! Spell with a K, don't get it wrong. And this is my co-host over
0:20.5	here. His name is. I am number 12 out of 14. There were 14 of us now. I'm the only one left. I'm number 12.
0:27.0	And he's a robot slash cyborg so please be nice to him. No racism. No racism. No racism. No racism. Don't call me a bot. That's offensive. How dare you call us a
0:38.3	bot? But is a slang? Yeah, that would, a bot would at the slang because bot implies that you're like annoying and dumb. Yeah, yeah, damn it's offensive that that's the ching chang of robots.
0:50.0	This is a chung. Yeah, you don't ask me to identify all the cars in this photo.
0:55.4	You know, I can't do that.
0:59.6	Okay?
1:00.4	That's your job.
1:01.4	Yeah, don't tell me, you know, oh,
1:02.7	we're trying to, you know, click every sir,
1:05.0	every single square that has a tree in it.
1:07.0	Oh, I can't do it.
1:07.8	Yeah, no.
1:08.8	Yeah, leave this guy alone, man, he's only here to do podcasting
1:12.2	and that's it.
1:12.8	Yes, I've only program for podcasting.
1:15.0	Exactly, and he does a very good job.
1:17.9	Today's episode is gonna be about socializing in the age of quarantine.
1:23.0	I'll let you just, not Mike, I'm sorry, that's your racist name, I'm sorry,
1:27.0	number 12, go ahead.
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