I'm Christopher Titus and this.

Is the Armageddon update?

Well, we're halfway through.

We are halfway through the year of our Lord,

depending on who your Lord is, 2023. Where are we at America? Well, our leaders are currently fighting

each other. Our education system is broken. We have a drug epidemic that is killing people with

opioids and heroin is made a comeback. Woo-hoo! Weed, however, is becoming legal, slowly

because the people fighting to make weed legal

are on weed.

Start with actually stronger weed to make sure you actually feel something.

You hit this motherfucker one time.

No bitch-ass gonna be done.

As I said when I ran for president,

no one should be in jail just for using

or possessing marijuana. It's already legal in many states. Here's the problem as I see it.

Education, due to the last 20 years of cutting education funding, we now have the dumbest and most

ignorant, angriest electorate on the right and the most

elite full of themselves, virtue signaling, don't use the wrong pronoun pain in the ass is on the left.

Now, full disclosure, I am a Democrat. But why am I Democrat? Well, I looked at my taxes. I make more

money under Democrats every single time. So if I'm a Democrat, I get to

make more money and the poor are taken care of. Cool. That's a win-win. They've also tried to get

me health care and they think people getting shot randomly is a bad thing. Guns coming in,

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