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Titus Podcast

I'm The King Of The World!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Titus and the crew talk about that other "crew" that is currently having their own underwater Armageddon; Oceangate!

Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

0:11.2

This episode is brought to you by native deodorant, loamy, and AG1.

0:16.1

And now here's Christopher Titus.

0:19.2

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is Aramacmic-R-N-up-R-Lake. Billionaires, bad luck,

0:25.1

and bubbles. Today, we're talking about how just because you can doesn't mean you should. A British

0:30.7

billionaire and a rich Indian businessman decided they wanted to go see the Titanic wreckage, because

0:35.6

what makes more sense in going to see a said to be

0:38.8

unsinkable ship with the highest tech available in the world at the time that ship sank and

0:44.9

killed 1500 why don't we go see that in another ship run by a PlayStation controller and just because

0:50.6

you can't afford a quarter of a million dollars to take a little submarine ride,

0:55.7

doesn't mean you should.

0:59.1

I wonder if they pass some homeless people in the limo on the way to the submarine.

1:05.1

Oh, I would like to help you with a sandwich, but I've spent all my money on a submarine jaunt.

1:11.8

And I also am going to take my son to see the graveyard of Leonardo DiCaprio.

1:13.4

I don't have any extra money.

1:15.5

I mean, is anyone surprised this one like this?

1:18.1

You went to look at a sunken ship in a tube that sinks.

1:19.3

What could possibly happen?

1:22.7

Maybe dying in the sunken ship that you took to see the sunken ship.

1:25.9

So he, we here at the update, did some research.

1:28.7

It turns out that in 2018, a former employee or a guy who got fired for asking questions of Ocean Gate Expedition, a submersible pilot

1:34.7

named David Lockridge voiced concerns or said, what the fuck about the safety of the Titanic

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