WHEN THE HOST WAS A NOVELIST: 8/10: "Hollywood Before the Mast," a story from the collection, "Gordon Liddy is My Muse," by John Calvin Batchelor. January 1, 1990. Read by the host.
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https://www.amazon.com/Gordon-Liddy-Muse-Calvin-Batchelor/dp/0671690787
From Publishers Weekly
Posing as hack writer Tommy "Tip" Paine, Batchelor ( The Birth of the People's Republic of Antarctica ) offers a comic and often provocative look at contemporary America in this episodic "autobiographical" novel. In eight chapters, each self-contained, Tip roams from Moscow to Hollywood to New England to his ultimate destination, G. Gordon Liddy's Firearms Security Academy in Arizona. While in Russia, he watches a boyhood friend progress, over the years, from awed admirer of American western movies to KGB superstar to an official non-person, "disappeared" as part of that nation's changing politics. In Hollywood, despite the warnings of his decidedly offbeat agent, Tip falls into the clutches of a woman who is not what she seems. In New England, together with his "imaginary best friend, McKerr," Tip solves a multiple murder and uncovers what is possibly a relic of American history. Finally, in the Arizona desert, he posits an arguable identity for the still-elusive"Deep Throat" of the Watergate scandal. Other tales in this totally engaging work recount run-ins with famous literary personages, wealthy Texans and restless Vietnam veterans, or suggest a dark and ancient secret hidden in the heart of Germany. This may be Batchelor's breakthrough novel to the wide audience he deserves.
Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.
From Library Journal
The narrator of this inventive picaresque novel is Tip Paine, formerly a spook for the National Security Agency and now a moderately successful sci-fi/spy writer. In eight exuberant episodes Tip ranges from Moscow to Hollywood. He provides mystery (a tale of murder and mayhem in a small New England town), commentary on international politics (an elegiac account of a Russian KGB agent who falls victim to glasnost), and wickedly funny satire of pomp and foolishness in Texas high society, a university writing workshop, and a desert training academy for mercenaries. By alluding frequently to the classics of American literature (e.g., Moby Dick, The Last of the Mohicans ), Batchelor creates illuminating but highly entertaining commentary on contemporary society.
- Albert E. Wilhelm, Tennessee Technological Univ., Cookeville
Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.
1945 Looking West Hollywood
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| 0:30.0 | Gordon Liddy is my muse, Hollywood Before the Mast, 8. |
| 0:38.4 | The Academy Award nominations were out and I had won for Best Screenplay from Published Material, my screenplay of my book. |
| 0:46.5 | I'm not telling you the title because you might stop renting the VCR tape disenchanted |
| 0:51.2 | by my blither. |
| 0:53.0 | Kate's and I celebrated by trying to eat a whole cheesecake. |
| 0:57.0 | This is impossible, and quickly leads to a food fight. |
| 1:01.0 | Later I tried and tried to reach Jackie since he was the one who'd gotten |
| 1:05.5 | me the nomination. That failed. Yeah, he was ashore, waiting for me to wash up on the beach. |
| 1:12.4 | When my head settled near earth the next day, I mentioned |
| 1:14.9 | to Kate that I needed to get out of LA for arrest. I asked her if she'd go back to Moosehead |
| 1:20.8 | Lake with me to get cold, build fires fire shun the phone, build more fires. |
| 1:25.5 | She was eager for it, said she had to finish some details that I should get ready for serious |
| 1:30.0 | downhill at last. |
| 1:31.3 | You can't begin by beginning, she instructed me. The expert trails are where |
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