WHEN THE HOST WAS A NOVELIST: 7/10: "Hollywood Before the Mast," a story from the collection, "Gordon Liddy is My Muse," by John Calvin Batchelor. January 1, 1990. Read by the host.
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https://www.amazon.com/Gordon-Liddy-Muse-Calvin-Batchelor/dp/0671690787
From Publishers Weekly
Posing as hack writer Tommy "Tip" Paine, Batchelor ( The Birth of the People's Republic of Antarctica ) offers a comic and often provocative look at contemporary America in this episodic "autobiographical" novel. In eight chapters, each self-contained, Tip roams from Moscow to Hollywood to New England to his ultimate destination, G. Gordon Liddy's Firearms Security Academy in Arizona. While in Russia, he watches a boyhood friend progress, over the years, from awed admirer of American western movies to KGB superstar to an official non-person, "disappeared" as part of that nation's changing politics. In Hollywood, despite the warnings of his decidedly offbeat agent, Tip falls into the clutches of a woman who is not what she seems. In New England, together with his "imaginary best friend, McKerr," Tip solves a multiple murder and uncovers what is possibly a relic of American history. Finally, in the Arizona desert, he posits an arguable identity for the still-elusive"Deep Throat" of the Watergate scandal. Other tales in this totally engaging work recount run-ins with famous literary personages, wealthy Texans and restless Vietnam veterans, or suggest a dark and ancient secret hidden in the heart of Germany. This may be Batchelor's breakthrough novel to the wide audience he deserves.
Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.
From Library Journal
The narrator of this inventive picaresque novel is Tip Paine, formerly a spook for the National Security Agency and now a moderately successful sci-fi/spy writer. In eight exuberant episodes Tip ranges from Moscow to Hollywood. He provides mystery (a tale of murder and mayhem in a small New England town), commentary on international politics (an elegiac account of a Russian KGB agent who falls victim to glasnost), and wickedly funny satire of pomp and foolishness in Texas high society, a university writing workshop, and a desert training academy for mercenaries. By alluding frequently to the classics of American literature (e.g., Moby Dick, The Last of the Mohicans ), Batchelor creates illuminating but highly entertaining commentary on contemporary society.
- Albert E. Wilhelm, Tennessee Technological Univ., Cookeville
Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.
1945 Looking East Hollywood
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| 0:30.0 | Gordon Liddy is my muse. |
| 0:32.0 | Hollywood Before The Mast. Gordon Liddy is my muse. |
| 0:33.0 | Hollywood Before the Mast. |
| 0:35.0 | Seven. |
| 0:37.0 | We found neither a clock nor Yaki that night, |
| 0:40.0 | nor for the next weeks that passed out of order. |
| 0:43.0 | What happened was the love stuff that Herman Melville was very, very light on and I weigh in |
| 0:47.3 | less at. |
| 0:48.8 | It's why I'm telling this yarn balanced mostly on the preliminaries leading up to the sale to Katesport, and I did try to find |
| 0:52.8 | the sail to Katesport and I'm skipping the ship-shaped routine |
| 0:56.8 | once I got there. |
| 0:58.8 | I did try to find Yaki many times and the way that's done is you telephoning he's not a drop by fellow. |
| 1:06.0 | I left messages with his associates his service and when I finally accept that he wasn't talking to me, I left a written note with his mom. |
| 1:15.1 | Dear Yaki, please forgive me, or call me, and yell, I need you, and it went on in self-pity, always easy when you're feeling righteous because you think you're only half stubborn. |
| 1:27.0 | I kept Kate's only half informed about my Yaki search because I was guilty both ways betraying him and hiding his bizarre |
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