My first clue that the launch of my upcoming book was going to be a total disaster

should have been when a troubled but vocal contingent of my fan base said that the cover looks like a certain

part of a woman's anatomy. Now for new listeners for people who don't

already know me, which is no one because this is a brand new podcast and I haven't

promoted it to anyone. So basically to the to the Russian bot that I am speaking to right now.

I'm not afraid to say that word. I'm not afraid to name these parts of the anatomy.

However, most of my fan base who will eventually

discover this podcast is from a world

where they have kids around all the time,

lots of moms listening in the car.

I have six kids myself, so a lot of people who follow me

have young children, and I try to avoid language

that you wouldn't want your kid bringing up at the table.

Nobody wants their three-year-old sitting there eating their scettios at the table.

Mommy what's a vagina?

Okay, so I well I just said it but I won't say it again. I try to avoid any words on this

podcast that you wouldn't want your kids repeating at the dinner table. So we'll just refer to it as a

certain part of a woman's anatomy. So my new book, Your Blue Flame, drop the guilt

and do what makes you come alive, It comes out at the end of April.

I heard it was April 29th, but Amazon says April 28th. Look, nobody knows and that's

symbolic of this entire thing. I should have known that everything about this was going to be difficult

and nothing was going to work when I announced the cover, which is a big thing, that's a big thing for an author. Oh the big reveal. Hey fans

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