When I Say Justice, You Say Served

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Chelsey brings the case against her partner, Kevin. Kevin refuses to join in during audience participation portions of live shows. Chelsey thinks it’s part of the deal they make as audience members. But, Kevin doesn’t enjoy becoming part of the show. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Eli Dennewitz for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.3	I'm Baylor Jesse Thorn.
0:06.0	This week, when I say justice, you say served.
0:10.4	Chelsea brings the case against her partner, Kevin.
0:13.0	Kevin refuses to join in during audience participation portions of live shows.
0:18.4	Chelsea thinks it's part of the deal they make as audience members.
0:23.0	Kevin doesn't enjoy becoming part of the show.
0:26.2	Who's right?
0:27.2	Who's wrong?
0:28.2	One man can decide.
0:30.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:36.0	reference.
0:37.0	Emotion, agitation or disturbance of mind, vehement or excitement of mental state.
0:44.7	It is also a powerful and irrational master.
0:48.8	And from what Baylor Jesse Thorn and producer Jen Marmer eagerly viewed on their podcast
0:54.3	monitor, there seemed little doubt.
0:57.1	The Judge John Hodgman was indeed its slave.
1:02.3	Baylor Jesse Thorn swear them in.
1:04.0	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:06.2	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:10.0	God or whatever?
1:11.5	I do.
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