Live From Brooklyn, NY 2016 Part 2

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Relationships, Information, John Hodgman, Justice, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, John Hodgeman, Mac, Knowledge, Pc, Comedy, Show, Jesse Thorn, Judge, World, More

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Caution: There are unbleeped swear words that happen during the musical portions of this episode. If you are listening with kids, keep that in mind. "Good Coif, Bad Coif" and "Silence of the Jams," taped in front of a live audience at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY on September 19, 2016 during the Tour of Live Justice! Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn also catch up with Dave King, a friend of the show and listener who lived in Antarctica. Plus, beloved Guest Bailiff Jean Grae joins the show as musical guest AND Expert Witness. And the return of PitchBlak Brass Band!

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0:00.0	Welcome to Judge John Hodgman, I'm Baylif Jesse Thornt.
0:07.6	This week's episode was recorded live in front of an audience at the Bell House in Brooklyn,
0:12.6	New York City.
0:13.6	And a quick note for those of you with kids we want to let you know before we get into
0:17.2	it, that this week's musical guest Jean Grey, past Baylif, Jean Grey, uses some strong
0:22.8	language in her first song.
0:24.9	Let's go to the stage of the Bell House in Brooklyn.
0:31.0	Tonight's case, Good Quaf, Bad Quaf.
0:36.6	Mariah brings the case against her husband, Eric.
0:39.4	Eric cuts his own hair with a flowbie.
0:44.6	And occasionally asks for her help.
0:47.8	Mariah not only wishes to be kept out of his weird home hair cutting project, but would
0:53.8	also like for Eric to have his hair professionally shorn.
0:58.6	Whose right, whose wrong, only one man can decide.
1:02.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and delivers the obscure cultural
1:07.8	reference.
1:17.0	There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.
1:21.6	People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing.
1:26.8	Make South America for example, and South America thousands of people go missing every
1:31.4	year.
1:32.8	Nobody knows where they go, they just like disappear.
1:36.0	But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something.
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