When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. And because it's episode 700, the main mommies review some of their favorite clips from the last 100 episodes. We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! We talk about robot dogs, fighter jets and why Brian apologizes to his Google Home. They talk about the enigma that is Bert Kreischer, fitness, and how Remi Bader wasn't allowed on a horse on a ranch. We review more terrible lower back tattoos, and ho's at work. See Brian live in your town at https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com/

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0:00.0	Shit, now you got me thinking all kinds of thoughts.
0:02.4	That was the top provoking show.
0:04.4	It's gonna be you and Ber for sure.
0:07.0	But fucking.
0:08.0	I think you just made it available.
0:09.4	Yeah, they're gonna put you in a U in bird and a cave.
0:11.5	But you might be like, I shit sometimes when I don't want to.
0:14.6	And what's wrong with that?
0:17.0	Work'slets are the only thing that can save us, really.
0:20.4	This is how you should.
0:21.4	You know how this will say, nobody wants to work.
0:23.2	Well, there's no slits at work.
0:25.4	Welcome.
0:26.4	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:30.4	And we're back.
0:31.0	We're back.
0:32.0	We're jeans.
0:33.0	Ooh, I like when you got a little bit of dad hair coming off the top.
0:43.9	Dad hair coming off the top of the shirt.
0:45.9	You know, I've liked how you've aged.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:48.8	You're just very handsome.
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